Interesting SMS received

1)  Life in 21st Century:
Our Phone: wireless
Cooking      : Fireless
Food         : Fatless
Youth        : Jobless
Leaders     : Shameless
Govt          : Baseless
Relations:    Meaningless
Attitude     : Careless
Feelings     : Heartless
Education  : Valueless
Future       :  Directionless
Life           :  Worthless

But, still our HOPES are endless.

2) Don't try to have more relations in your life, but, try and have more life in your relations.

3) Definition of Happy couple :
 He does what she wants, She does what she wants.

4) Leaflet thru my door this morning.  'ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC ? CALL NOW, WE CAN HELP".
I called.
It was a liquor store offer, 'Buy 5 and get 2 free".

5)  Junior in office dialed his boss number by mistake and said "send a coffee in my cabin in 2 minutes'.
Boss shouted:  Do you know who you are taking  to ?
Jr. No.
Boss: I am boss of this office.
Jr. (in same tone) & do you know whom you have talked to ?
Boss : No.
Jr: THANK GOD (and disconnected the phone quickly)
Moral:  Be cool and think safe to prevent a loss.

6) Book says 'Read me'
Money says 'enjoy me'
Time says 'plan me'
Flower says 'love me'
my sms says 'just remember me'